quality\ control

quality\ control
1. (quality control) (172↑, 55↓)
A way of losing perfectly good definitions from the urban dictionary

70% of deletion requests are unjustified. Don't like it, give it 1 star

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2. (quality control) (66↑, 15↓)
The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

3. (quality control) (14↑, 6↓)
Quality control is when your mom takes a bite out of your really good food before you eat it. Say you get Hostess cupcakes at the Deli, you mom would come in and do a "Quality control" bite. Se says she will take a bite, yet when you receive the food product back, it looks like Godzilla took a bite out of it.

Yes\! Orange frosted and creamed Hostess cupcakes\! Quality Control\!

4. (quality control) (33↑, 26↓)
An awesome album by Jurassic 5.

I'm going to buy Quality Control.

5. (quality control) (19↑, 12↓)
The process of eliminating definitions that don't actually define a word, define names, or are posts that belong in a forum instead of urbandictionary. Only intelligent people should take part in quality control.

Many people try do delete good definitions, but quality control keeps them.

6. (Quality Control) (18↑, 13↓)
The people that make sure everything A-OK.

My pizza is 30% cheesier and 75% more pepperonish thanks to the quality control guys at Pizza Hut\!

7. (Quality Control) (28↑, 24↓)
A system on UrbanDictionary that allows whiney people to erase definitions that they find *extremely* offensive.

I hate your guts, quality control\!

8. (Quality Control) (6↑, 4↓)
When you refuse to hook-up with an ugly chick when the opportunity presents itself.

I walked out of the room when she started kissing me because I had quality control on.

9. (quality control) (2↑, 1↓)
Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.

"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."

10. (Quality Control) (0↑, 0↓)
The poor schmuck who is to blame for everything that goes wrong.

Well, Paul in Quality Control should have caught that before it shipped\!

11. (quality control) (5↑, 5↓)
A fine brand of democracy that's going to kick your ass. People sometimes misuse quality control by noting that certain words are "made up"

A user said this should be deleted: "This isn't a real word, someone made it up" Me: What? Unlike ALL other words that spontaneously appeared out of thin air?? Note: ALL words are made up you [dumbass]es. If someone makes a creative, useful word that you haven't heard of than it should stay.

12. (quality control) (20↑, 20↓)
An excuse to remove hard-defined words, like mine. Contains options like "offensive" and "hateful", which are common in removing definitions.

"Let's face it : anything hateful and offensive in Urban Dictionary is funny\!" -me

13. (quality control) (4↑, 5↓)
Something that's finally gone from Urbandictionary. Thank you, God\!

Quality Control is finally gone from urban dictionary.

14. (Quality Control) (3↑, 4↓)
Controlling the quality that goes into a product so that it wears out faster, causing consumers to have to replace it. syn. planned obsolescence

American automobile manufacturers practice better quality control than the Japanese.

15. (Quality Control) (2↑, 4↓)
A position at a wealthy company created because the company owner had a silver spoon son who needed a job to pay for his closet panama red habbit. When the son stopped nursing his daddy's titay his daddy kept the position but filled it with a psuedo-titay-sucking-son. Often referred to as boss's pet.

Owner \#1 'I just can't seem to find anyone to properly fill my Quality Control position.' Owner \#2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'

16. (Quality Control) (1↑, 3↓)
Futile attempt to ensure that a product or service complies to standards.

Moe works in quality control. He makes sure that sharp objects don't end up in [coke] bottles.

17. (quality control) (1↑, 3↓)
To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

18. (quality control) (9↑, 12↓)
A wonderful invention. Without this, alot of the people at this site would wind up speaking another language.

Without quality control, most of you would be fucked\!

19. (Quality Control) (6↑, 10↓)
A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller. Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?" Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary." Interviwer: "Really? I do that too\! Do you Quality Control there?" Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber." Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory\! You have just got the job\!" I defined a word, then did some quality Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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